fvming:

What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

(Source: fvming, via crunchier)

anorexic-junkie-deactivated:

♡

grandthefthauntumn:

youqtee:

grandthefthauntumn:

i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me

it was on sale

thanks mom

(Source: shewillbelubed, via dalekzeppelin)

"I wish you were in this room with me right now. I wish I could put my arms around you. I wish I could touch you."
— Her (2013)

(Source: larmoyante, via dollpartsxx)

the-crescendo:

☹ mine ☹
sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

lampsarepeopletoo:

i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

(via dalekzeppelin)