"The Devil is real. And he’s not a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful. ‘Cause he’s a fallen angel, and he used to be God’s favorite."

American Horror Story, Season 1

(Probably my favorite quote from the entire series.)

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amputate:

:’)

averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

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frickin-plot-twist:

*violently refreshes your blog until you answer my anon message* 

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justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

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princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

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calmdownmorrissey:

Guess which irresponsible blog owner finally retrieved the October pep talk from her dad’s house.  Hope you all have had a wonderful October so far and continue to as well.  This has been a rough month for me so just remember to stay strong and be kind to yourself and everybody else xx
booping-penguins:

In case you needed a hug today, here’s a friendly ghost! 
If you drag it there’s a message too.